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FIVE Things You Should Never Do

Never hate a man enough to give him his diamonds back. - ZsaZsa Gabor
Never date a man whose belt buckle is bigger than his head. - Brett Butler
Never kick a mule and turn your back. - American adage
Never let your schooling interfere with your education. - Mark Twain
Never buy a fur from a veterinarian. - Joan Rivers

Trivia
20% of all publications sold in Japan are comic books.
Rod Stewart once worked as a grave digger.
Pumice is the only rock that floats.
Whale harrassment is a federal offense and punishable by up to $10,000 in fines.
Original name for Hostess Twinkies: Little Shortcake Fingers.
Its against the law to play Rock Music on a venetian gondola.