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25 Random Things About Me

2009-01-28T04:54:00.000-08:00

I like most of these things except for the obvious ones.. Some are more interesting than others. If you get tagged you are supposed to also do a 25 random things also - but I won't make you. :) Commenting is appreciated just so I know I didn't waste my time. 1. I've been here in the US since 1992 and have worked in the same company since. 2. I was married in 2002 or was it 2001 (i know it was

Baby pronounced dead lives after hours in cooler

2008-08-22T06:40:00.000-07:00

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - A stillborn Israeli baby who was pronounced dead by doctors "came back to life" on Monday after spending hours in a hospital refrigerator. The baby, weighing only 600 grams at birth, spent at least five hours inside one of the hospital's refrigerated storage units, before her parents, who had taken her to be buried, began noticing some

Who's on First (21st Century edition)

2008-08-11T17:40:00.000-07:00

Source: www.topicviewer.comWho's on First? ( 21st century edition) The Classic "Who's on First" from Abbot & Costello updated to the 21st CenturyABBOT: Super Duper Computer Store... Can I help you?COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking about buying a computerABBOT: Mac?COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.ABBOT: Your computer?COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to

How Kids See Things

2008-08-11T17:34:00.000-07:00

Source: www.topicviewer.com NUDITYI was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!HONESTYMy son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his

Computer Stupidities....

2008-07-17T11:21:00.000-07:00

Here are some stories I found stumbling around the net... enjoy the paranoia!!!Computer Stupidities: ParanoiaCustomer: "I had an important document that was password protected, and I can't get in it. I don't know the password."Tech Support: "Ok, we do have a program the get passwords from Word documents. Can you email me the document?"Customer: "No, it is very sensitive. That's why it was

Charlie Bit Me ... take 2

2008-07-08T07:20:00.000-07:00

This was posted by Sarah on her Multiply. Was tooooooo cute to resist. I had to post it for those on my contact list.....Charlie Bit Me - Watch more free videos

'Superman/Batman' artist dies at 37

2008-07-07T07:22:00.000-07:00

SANTA MONICA, California (AP) -- Michael Turner, a comic book artist who drew covers for major titles such as "Superman/Batman," "The Flash" and "Civil War," has died. He was 37.

Dog Property Laws

2008-06-23T13:18:00.000-07:00

Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

2008-06-15T18:59:00.000-07:00

Here's one that my cousin Desa sent me via email.... Enjoy!--------------------------------Subject: Why Men Don't Write Advice ColumnsTo the Advice Columnist:Dear Walter:I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual.I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I

Upper Management

2008-05-11T17:26:00.000-07:00

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes you're in a hot air balloon hovering 30 feet above this field." "You must work in Information Technology" says the balloonist. "I do", replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well",

Another milestone...

2008-05-05T06:03:00.000-07:00

When I woke up this morning, I realized that it has been 2 years since I smoked my last cigarette. May 2008 marks the 2nd year I've been cigarette/smoke free. When I decided to try to quit, I wasn't sure I was going to be able to do it as I chose to quit cold turkey. This idea came about when in May 2006, I was going to see John for the first time after being friends online for a couple of

Man auctions his life in Australia

2008-03-17T18:23:00.000-07:00

SYDNEY (Reuters) - A man in Australia is auctioning his life -- his house, his job, his clothes and his friends -- on eBay, after his marriage broke up, saying he wants to start a new life."It's time to move. A completely fresh start. I want to see where life takes me," Ian Usher, 44, told Australian television on Tuesday from Perth in Western Australia state. Usher said

Computer Stupidities: Hardware Abuse

2007-11-15T08:57:00.000-08:00

Some of the things people do to computers is downright painful.Recently, I got a call from someone who turned off his computer whenever he found himself somewhere in Windows he didn't want to be. "I just turn it off when I don't like where I am," he said. Wonder of all wonders, scandisk found a score of lost allocation units and bad sectors.-------------------------------An man purchased a

Adult Playground

2007-11-08T10:56:00.000-08:00

I bet some of you can relate to this one..lol

The Cabbie and the Nun

2007-11-06T05:54:00.000-08:00

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm

Until further notice...

2007-11-05T08:37:00.000-08:00

Jokes

2007-10-22T10:47:00.000-07:00

How do crazy people go through the forest?They take the psycho path.----What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?Sanka.----"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.""Yes sir," came the reply, "it's fresh ground."----How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?He looks through a catalog in the plastic surgeon's office.----How can you recognize a burned-out hippie?He used to take acid, now he takes

Good Luck Superstitions

2007-10-22T10:41:00.000-07:00

Of course, we can't just post the bad luck ones. We have to counter it with the 'goodluck' ones. Here goes...Category Good Luck SuperstitionsGood Luck: Fingers Crossed - By making the sign of the Christian faith with our fingers, evil spirits would be prevented from destroying our chances of good fortune.Good Luck: Knock on Wood - It was believed that good spirits lived in trees, and that by

Bad Luck Superstitions

2007-10-22T10:39:00.000-07:00

Since Halloween is just around the corner, I thought this to be a fitting post. Category Bad Luck superstitionsBad Luck: A bat flying into the houseBad Luck: An owl hooting 3 timesBad Luck: 3 butterflies togetherBad Luck: Looking at the new moon over your left shoulderBad Luck: A 5-leaf cloverBad Luck: Breaking a glass while proposing a toastBad Luck: Putting a shirt on inside outBad Luck: Red

Halloween Superstitions

2007-10-22T10:18:00.000-07:00

Being that Halloween is around the corner, here are some old superstitions. Happy Reading!Category Halloween Superstitions:If you hear foot steps behind you on this night, don't look back. It may be the dead following you. Turning back could mean that you will soon join the dead.Girls who carry a lamp to a spring of water on this night can see their future husband in the reflection.Girls who

Email Wonderland

2007-10-19T13:11:00.000-07:00

With Christmas fast approaching, I thought I'd post this one for all of you EMAIL WONDERLAND(To the tune of Winter Wonderland)Another "ping,"Are you listenin'?The puter screen,Is a glistenin'.With icons so bright,They light up the night,Welcome to the e-mail wonderland!Gone away,Are the hall talks.Here to stay,Is the IN-BOX.Flagged "urgent, please read!",And "answer with speed!".Welcome to the

You're Addicted to your computer if....

2007-10-19T12:55:00.000-07:00

* Your wife wants a diamond for her birthday, and you get her a Diamond Stealth Video Card. * You know what PPP, SLIP, HTML & FTP mean...but darned if you can remember your wife's maiden name. * You sit in front of the TV trying to type at a keyboard. * You find out that hemorrhoids aren't THAT painful, as long as you're on the 'Net. * When someone yells out "What's for supper?" you do a

Everything has a gender

2007-10-15T09:43:00.000-07:00

Ziploc Bags are Male - they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers are Female - once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. A Tire is Male - it goes bald and it is often over-inflated. A Hot Air Balloon is Male - to get it to go

Actual Signs.... yes, these are real.

2007-10-15T09:28:00.000-07:00

At a tailor shop: We give our customers the lowest prices and workmanship On a septic tank business: "We're #1 in the #2 business" (thanks to Scott) At a photo studio: "Have your kids shot while you wait!" (thanks to John) In a cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria." (thanks to John) In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks." At a

Men vs Women

2007-10-15T08:56:00.000-07:00

Handwriting:Men: To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch.Women: Women use scented, colored stationery and they dot the "i" with circles or hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in the "b" and "g". It is a pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she will put a smiley face at the end of the note.Groceries:Women: A woman makes a