Funny Newspaper Classifieds, Funny Signs, etc...

Funny Newspaper Classifieds

Funny Signs

English is our language. No Excetions!

Diet water: Half the calories of regular water, but with all of the taste!

For Restrooms, Go back towards your behind.

EMERGENCY TRAP

Please keep chair on position & Keep table cleaned after dying. Thanks for your corporation. (Some dying people are so messy and rude!)

You lady will push this button before leaving. Or ELSE!

Cola …. 350
Ginger Ale …. 350
Milk ….. 350
Flesh Juice ….. 400

Mmmmm. Flesh Juice!

Don’t let worries kill you. Let the church help.

Quit stealing our letters

Sliced children with broccoli, snow peas, carrots, water chestnuts. Just like Grandma used to make. Before she went to prison.

Hmm. I think she didn’t quite get the concept of Daylight Savings Time…

Funny Label about President George W. Bush