One of those days....

Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then
he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the
ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I
was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was
"CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you doing ? I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly
stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the
blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, " And where do you think you're
going?

(You're gonna love this..... )





She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"