ya think?!!

Jeff Dunham performs at the HP Pavilion in San Jose

2011-02-09T23:27:00.001-08:00

Last February 2, 2011, I was given the chance to watch Jeff Dunham's Identity Crisis (tour) at the San Jose HP Pavilion. My cousin Maria got the tickets as a birthday present for her husband Omy and Me :D (his birthday was on Feb 2 and mine isn't til the 13th).Two years ago, I found videos of Jeff on youtube. He's a ventriloquist with not only one "dummy" but 9 dummies to date. My favorite ones

To Do List

2011-02-09T23:10:00.000-08:00

Since I have been unemployed since October 2010, I have decided to take on a change of career. Having worked for a Travel Agency for about 18 years, there was no more room for advancement. Plus there were other issues I choose not to mention because I AM moving on and have chose not to dwell on what had happened... and switching to Web Design (was a graduate of Fine Arts Majored in Visual

2011

2011-01-23T21:28:00.000-08:00

I can't believe its already 2011!My last post was in 2009.. OMG! Almost 2 years ago. I guess it's time i start updating my blog again. Stay tuned for my crazy posts!

25 Random Things About Me

2009-01-28T04:54:00.000-08:00

I like most of these things except for the obvious ones.. Some are more interesting than others. If you get tagged you are supposed to also do a 25 random things also - but I won't make you. :) Commenting is appreciated just so I know I didn't waste my time. 1. I've been here in the US since 1992 and have worked in the same company since. 2. I was married in 2002 or was it 2001 (i know it was

Baby pronounced dead lives after hours in cooler

2008-08-22T06:40:00.000-07:00

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - A stillborn Israeli baby who was pronounced dead by doctors "came back to life" on Monday after spending hours in a hospital refrigerator. The baby, weighing only 600 grams at birth, spent at least five hours inside one of the hospital's refrigerated storage units, before her parents, who had taken her to be buried, began noticing some

Who's on First (21st Century edition)

2008-08-11T17:40:00.000-07:00

Source: www.topicviewer.comWho's on First? ( 21st century edition) The Classic "Who's on First" from Abbot & Costello updated to the 21st CenturyABBOT: Super Duper Computer Store... Can I help you?COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking about buying a computerABBOT: Mac?COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.ABBOT: Your computer?COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to

How Kids See Things

2008-08-11T17:34:00.000-07:00

Source: www.topicviewer.com NUDITYI was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!HONESTYMy son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his

Computer Stupidities....

2008-07-17T11:21:00.000-07:00

Here are some stories I found stumbling around the net... enjoy the paranoia!!!Computer Stupidities: ParanoiaCustomer: "I had an important document that was password protected, and I can't get in it. I don't know the password."Tech Support: "Ok, we do have a program the get passwords from Word documents. Can you email me the document?"Customer: "No, it is very sensitive. That's why it was

Charlie Bit Me ... take 2

2008-07-08T07:20:00.000-07:00

This was posted by Sarah on her Multiply. Was tooooooo cute to resist. I had to post it for those on my contact list.....Charlie Bit Me - Watch more free videos

'Superman/Batman' artist dies at 37

2008-07-07T07:22:00.000-07:00

SANTA MONICA, California (AP) -- Michael Turner, a comic book artist who drew covers for major titles such as "Superman/Batman," "The Flash" and "Civil War," has died. He was 37.

Dog Property Laws

2008-06-23T13:18:00.000-07:00

Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

2008-06-15T18:59:00.000-07:00

Here's one that my cousin Desa sent me via email.... Enjoy!--------------------------------Subject: Why Men Don't Write Advice ColumnsTo the Advice Columnist:Dear Walter:I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual.I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I

Upper Management

2008-05-11T17:26:00.000-07:00

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes you're in a hot air balloon hovering 30 feet above this field." "You must work in Information Technology" says the balloonist. "I do", replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well",

Another milestone...

2008-05-05T06:03:00.000-07:00

When I woke up this morning, I realized that it has been 2 years since I smoked my last cigarette. May 2008 marks the 2nd year I've been cigarette/smoke free. When I decided to try to quit, I wasn't sure I was going to be able to do it as I chose to quit cold turkey. This idea came about when in May 2006, I was going to see John for the first time after being friends online for a couple of

Man auctions his life in Australia

2008-03-17T18:23:00.000-07:00

SYDNEY (Reuters) - A man in Australia is auctioning his life -- his house, his job, his clothes and his friends -- on eBay, after his marriage broke up, saying he wants to start a new life."It's time to move. A completely fresh start. I want to see where life takes me," Ian Usher, 44, told Australian television on Tuesday from Perth in Western Australia state. Usher said

Computer Stupidities: Hardware Abuse

2007-11-15T08:57:00.000-08:00

Some of the things people do to computers is downright painful.Recently, I got a call from someone who turned off his computer whenever he found himself somewhere in Windows he didn't want to be. "I just turn it off when I don't like where I am," he said. Wonder of all wonders, scandisk found a score of lost allocation units and bad sectors.-------------------------------An man purchased a

Adult Playground

2007-11-08T10:56:00.000-08:00

I bet some of you can relate to this one..lol

The Cabbie and the Nun

2007-11-06T05:54:00.000-08:00

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm

Until further notice...

2007-11-05T08:37:00.000-08:00

Jokes

2007-10-22T10:47:00.000-07:00

How do crazy people go through the forest?They take the psycho path.----What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?Sanka.----"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.""Yes sir," came the reply, "it's fresh ground."----How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?He looks through a catalog in the plastic surgeon's office.----How can you recognize a burned-out hippie?He used to take acid, now he takes

Good Luck Superstitions

2007-10-22T10:41:00.000-07:00

Of course, we can't just post the bad luck ones. We have to counter it with the 'goodluck' ones. Here goes...Category Good Luck SuperstitionsGood Luck: Fingers Crossed - By making the sign of the Christian faith with our fingers, evil spirits would be prevented from destroying our chances of good fortune.Good Luck: Knock on Wood - It was believed that good spirits lived in trees, and that by

Bad Luck Superstitions

2007-10-22T10:39:00.000-07:00

Since Halloween is just around the corner, I thought this to be a fitting post. Category Bad Luck superstitionsBad Luck: A bat flying into the houseBad Luck: An owl hooting 3 timesBad Luck: 3 butterflies togetherBad Luck: Looking at the new moon over your left shoulderBad Luck: A 5-leaf cloverBad Luck: Breaking a glass while proposing a toastBad Luck: Putting a shirt on inside outBad Luck: Red

Halloween Superstitions

2007-10-22T10:18:00.000-07:00

Being that Halloween is around the corner, here are some old superstitions. Happy Reading!Category Halloween Superstitions:If you hear foot steps behind you on this night, don't look back. It may be the dead following you. Turning back could mean that you will soon join the dead.Girls who carry a lamp to a spring of water on this night can see their future husband in the reflection.Girls who

Email Wonderland

2007-10-19T13:11:00.000-07:00

With Christmas fast approaching, I thought I'd post this one for all of you EMAIL WONDERLAND(To the tune of Winter Wonderland)Another "ping,"Are you listenin'?The puter screen,Is a glistenin'.With icons so bright,They light up the night,Welcome to the e-mail wonderland!Gone away,Are the hall talks.Here to stay,Is the IN-BOX.Flagged "urgent, please read!",And "answer with speed!".Welcome to the

You're Addicted to your computer if....

2007-10-19T12:55:00.000-07:00

* Your wife wants a diamond for her birthday, and you get her a Diamond Stealth Video Card. * You know what PPP, SLIP, HTML & FTP mean...but darned if you can remember your wife's maiden name. * You sit in front of the TV trying to type at a keyboard. * You find out that hemorrhoids aren't THAT painful, as long as you're on the 'Net. * When someone yells out "What's for supper?" you do a

Everything has a gender

2007-10-15T09:43:00.000-07:00

Ziploc Bags are Male - they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers are Female - once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. A Tire is Male - it goes bald and it is often over-inflated. A Hot Air Balloon is Male - to get it to go

Actual Signs.... yes, these are real.

2007-10-15T09:28:00.000-07:00

At a tailor shop: We give our customers the lowest prices and workmanship On a septic tank business: "We're #1 in the #2 business" (thanks to Scott) At a photo studio: "Have your kids shot while you wait!" (thanks to John) In a cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria." (thanks to John) In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks." At a

Men vs Women

2007-10-15T08:56:00.000-07:00

Handwriting:Men: To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch.Women: Women use scented, colored stationery and they dot the "i" with circles or hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in the "b" and "g". It is a pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she will put a smiley face at the end of the note.Groceries:Women: A woman makes a

Computer Help Desk Calls

2007-10-15T08:29:00.000-07:00

User's new notebook PC has a wireless network card. He loves it - for a day or so, until the battery goes dead. "Did you plug it into a power outlet to charge it?" asks systems administrator. "No," says sales guy impatiently. "It's wireless, why would I?" Accounting department reports that the backup tape for a server won't stay in. Tech geek tries, and runs a backup without a problem - but the

Instant Messenger Etiquette

2007-10-03T10:58:00.000-07:00

Nowadays there are quite a few instant messenger programs that one can use to communicate with either family, friends, acquaintances or even co-workers. MSN Messenger, Yahoo, ICQ, AOL, Skype -- take your pick. For some, they've used instant messengers (IM) for quite some time that they learn IM etiquette from others or they wing it and learn on their own. After using IMs for some time now, you

Laugh Break - No Sex Tonight

2007-09-26T10:54:00.000-07:00

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want

Laugh Break - Airline A-hole

2007-09-26T10:49:00.000-07:00

During a busy pre-Christmas day at Sydney airport, a crowded flight was cancelled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but

Laugh Break - Natural Blind

2007-09-26T10:46:00.000-07:00

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?" The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "

Here's Your Sign

2007-09-23T16:24:00.000-07:00

We were having a small earthquake the other day and my wife asked, "Is this an earthquake?" I said, "Nope. I just put a quarter in the vibrating house machine." As I was lying on the beach in Hawaii, I heard a man a couple of yards away say to his wife, "You know, for all the tourists here, you don't see a lot of out-of-state license plates." I didn't have to say anything. I just handed him a

Laugh Break - The Elephant

2007-09-20T13:49:00.000-07:00

This is truly an amazing story... A young man was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college. While he was walking through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot. There was a large thorn deeply embedded

Laugh Break - The Parrot

2007-09-20T13:21:00.000-07:00

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check." "Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I

Contact Lens

2007-09-20T11:50:00.000-07:00

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he went inside and told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the lens in her hand. "How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked. "We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a

Laugh Break - Things to do in an Elevator

2007-09-20T11:26:00.000-07:00

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for

Mommy and "Uncle Frank"

2007-09-12T11:46:00.000-07:00

It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home. "Hello?" says a little girl's voice. "Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle

All Purpose Excuse Form Letter

2007-09-12T11:41:00.000-07:00

All-Purpose Excuse Form Letter All-Purpose Excuse Form, designed to get you out of the trouble you've gotten in. Whenever there's a multiple choice, pick the one that works best for your situation and use it. You'll be surprised how effective this form can be! Dear: a) Mom, b) Dad, c) Love of my life, d) Assistant Principal, e) Local Police Chief, Words cannot

What were they thinking??

2007-09-08T05:22:00.000-07:00

Being a travel consultant, you encounter all sorts of names. After hearing them, you end up wondering what their parents were thinking when they named their children. You'll see why..lolNow, in the Philippines, having been under the Spanish rule for years, we've adapted the names commonly heard in Spain like Jose, Jesus, Maria, Cristina, Carmen, Rosario, etc etc etc.. In the provinces, I guess

Man's Remote

2007-09-06T16:36:00.000-07:00

Found this while stumbling upon...

Tenor Pavarotti Dies

2007-09-06T13:06:00.000-07:00

LONDON - Luciano Pavarotti, the Italian tenor, whose name has been synonymous with the word "opera" for people across the world died on Thursday. News of his death at the age of 71 from cancer dominated news headlines across the world, reflecting the huge popularity of the singer, thought to be one of the most successful performers in the classical world. He died in his home town of Modena in

Other means of payment

2007-09-01T17:41:00.000-07:00

Things People Said: Courtroom Quotes

2007-08-31T21:20:00.000-07:00

The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"Witness: "I only have one, you know." Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look

Dog gets $12 Million

2007-08-29T09:16:00.000-07:00

Go figure. Owner dies and leaves bulk of money to a dog but nothing to 2 of the grandchildren. What's the dog going to do with all that money??!! Story below.-----Helmsley's Dog Gets $12 Million in WillWednesday August 29, 12:45 pm ET Helmsley Dog Gets $12 Million, but Real Estate Billionaire Leaves Nothing to 2 Grandchildren NEW YORK (AP) -- Leona Helmsley's dog will continue to live an

Reading Test

2007-08-26T11:01:00.000-07:00

L-users

2007-08-25T18:22:00.000-07:00

The following are excerpts from a Wall Street Journal article by Jim Carlton-- Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was

Tech Supports Nightmare (one of many)

2007-08-25T17:44:00.000-07:00

"Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?""Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.""Went away?""They disappeared.""Mm. So what does your screen look like now?""Nothing.""Nothing?""It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.""Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?""How do I tell?"[

Don't Argue with the Gay Flight Attendant

2007-08-25T17:20:00.000-07:00

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his

How to Tick People Off

2007-08-24T20:07:00.000-07:00

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather

Funny Newspaper Classifieds, Funny Signs, etc...

2007-08-23T16:12:00.000-07:00

Funny Newspaper Classifieds Funny Signs English is our language. No Excetions! Diet water: Half the calories of regular water, but with all of the taste! For Restrooms, Go back towards your behind. EMERGENCY TRAP Please keep chair on position & Keep table cleaned after dying. Thanks for your corporation. (Some dying people are so messy and rude!) You lady will push this

Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk

2007-08-23T16:03:00.000-07:00

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more booze for me. 3. Sorry, but you’re

New Advice:Don't Sit Up Straight

2007-08-23T08:28:00.000-07:00

Stumbleupon is a neat site if you just want to see what's out in the internet world. Here's an article about Sitting up straight.. well actually it says Don't sit up straight. I remember when my mom would always say sit up straight or don't slouch..I guess back then it was more on proper posture. Nowadays... well.. I'll let you decide after you read the article.. New Advice: Don't

Word of the Day for August 22, 2007

2007-08-22T17:00:00.000-07:00

quiescent • \kwy-ESS-unt\ • adjective *1 : marked by inactivity or repose : tranquilly at rest 2 : causing no trouble or symptoms Example Sentence: The storm was over, and the quiescent waters betrayed no sign of yesterday's turbulence. Did you know? "Quiescent" won't cause you any pain, and neither will its synonyms "latent," "dormant," and "potential," at

Can you say "huge" dog?

2007-08-21T09:35:00.000-07:00

Here's a picture Desa had sent via email a while back. big dog!!!!

Hand Jobs, the Arts

2007-08-20T19:33:00.000-07:00

Jokes of the Day

2007-08-17T10:27:00.000-07:00

Wife helps out the cop A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What's the problem officer?Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.Man: No sir, I was going 65.Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.(Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken

Crazy Smart Bird

2007-08-16T18:51:00.000-07:00

Crazy Smart Bird | Funny Jokes at JibJab

Jokes of the Day

2007-08-12T09:40:00.000-07:00

COMPUTER JOKE OF THE DAYRedneck Computer Term -Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.BLIND JOKE OF THE DAYA Blind man visits the state of TexasThere once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in

Addendum to the Joys of being a Travel Consultant...

2007-08-10T08:03:00.000-07:00

I'm sure you all have had situations where there's an emergency and you need to get the first available flight. Emergency being a death in the family, or a relative in the hospital. I've gotten several calls of this nature with is normal but there's a catch to this story.. here goes... (again, the conversation/s below are after the usual greeting) Let me set the timeline.. for this, let's set it

The Joys of being a Travel Consultant

2007-08-08T07:48:00.000-07:00

Since I started working as a Travel Consultant (August 1992), I've encountered the different types of passengers. Since our agency deals mostly with trips to and from the Philippines, our customers are about 95% filipino. If I only had the time, I would have a compilation of the type of calls we get on a daily basis. So, with a sane mind and a sense of humor, here are some of the calls I've

Woman has pencil removed from head

2007-08-07T16:53:00.000-07:00

BERLIN - After being plagued for 55 years with the torment of a pencil lodged in her head, a German woman has finally had it removed. Margaret Wegner, now 59, was 4 years old when she fell while carrying the 3.15 inch-long pencil, which went through her cheek and into her brain. "It bored right through the skin and disappeared into my head," Wegner told Germany's best-selling newspaper, Bild. "

Everyone loves Garfield

2007-08-06T17:58:00.000-07:00

Garfield is always fun. Whenever I'm online and John's online to, he sends me the links to the Garfield comics strip. I thought I'd share a few...

US cat 'predicts patient deaths'

2007-08-05T12:12:00.000-07:00

Oscar meows in protest if removed from the room of a dying patient A US cat that is reportedly able to sense when a nursing home's residents are about to die is baffling doctors.

The Stupid Sign

2007-08-01T19:07:00.000-07:00

The Blue Collar Comedy show which consists of Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy and Ron White. I've seen several of their shows that I thought I'd share some of "Here's Your Sign" of Bill Engvall. "Engvall has been performing his "Here's your sign" routine in comedy clubs for many a year, and in 1997 he produced a comedy record of that name. That same year he teamed with singer

Philippine jailhouse rocks to Thriller

2007-07-30T08:21:00.000-07:00

An unusual physical fitness regime at a jail in the Philippines has attracted worldwide attention on the video sharing website, YouTube. A clip of hundreds of prisoners in orange uniforms dancing to Michael Jackson's song Thriller has been watched more than 1.3 million times. The routine is the brainchild of Byron Garcia, a security consultant for the Cebu provincial government. He said it had

Are You Ready?

2007-07-29T08:49:00.000-07:00

Coming in November 2007, Unreal Tournament 3,(Also known as: Unreal Tournament 2007 [working title], UT2007 / UT2k7) will be released in the U.S. in PC, PS3 and Xbox Live formats. I've seen the trailer and the graphics are great compared to the previous versions of the game. "The Necris invasion has begun, and your clan was one of the first to be slaughtered. Head to the front lines and

Answering Machine - Joke of the Day

2007-07-28T16:20:00.000-07:00

Answering machine message 01 Well I finally got an answering machine. Now how does this thing work? Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on. I wonder why it's not working right. Hmmmm, I wonder what this button does... Answering Machine - Joke of the Day

Blonde Joke of the Day

2007-07-27T20:24:00.000-07:00

Unlocking your carTwo blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!

Change your course now

2007-07-27T20:21:00.000-07:00

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a

Numa Numa

2007-07-25T17:17:00.000-07:00

I'm sure some of you remember Gary Brolsma, the Numa Numa guy who made the song popular by putting his video out on the internet. I've got the original one posted in the Video section of my site. After going over the other links on the YouTube site, I stumbled upon "Numa Numa World of Warcraft".. So, for the "gamers" entertainment...here's a Numa Numa version for the "WoW" gamers...ENJOY!

The Masked Bandit

2007-07-25T12:20:00.000-07:00

Here's a little prelude to this video. Cousin Omy had put this up on his blog (which is now in lala land.. but that's another story..lol). Since it's temporarily out of service, I'll give the others a chance to see what the famous masked bandit does when we're not looking.. Racoon Thief Enjoy!

Funny True Stories

2007-07-22T13:05:00.000-07:00

Phone company's errors The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. Phone Company Gives Something for Nothing Dear Ann, I think I can top the person who wrote complaining about the idiocy of the phone company. Talk about garbage in, garbage out! When AT&T split with Bell, we had three phones in our

Joke of the Day

2007-07-22T12:44:00.000-07:00

Blonde Joke of the DayYou've got mailA blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box

Word of the Day for July 22, 2007

2007-07-22T12:36:00.000-07:00

The Word of the Day for July 22, 2007 is: panoptic • \pan-OP-tik\ • adjective: being or presenting a comprehensive or panoramic view Example Sentence: At the top of the mountain is a sightseeing point that provides climbers with a panoptic view of the surrounding valleys. Did you know? The establishment of "panoptic" in the English language can be attributed to two inventions

When in doubt

2007-07-18T18:50:00.000-07:00

Go on, try it. Then come back here and let me know if it does work. Only one way to find out. :D

Birthday Present

2007-07-18T11:59:00.000-07:00

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and

Almost Perfect Life

2007-07-18T11:50:00.000-07:00

An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter. The old man says, "I'm a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell who satisfies me every night in bed whether I like it or not (sob)." The young jogger says, "Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed

Top Ten tips to know if you have PMS

2007-07-17T18:24:00.000-07:00

10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT." 5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 4.

Word of the Day

2007-07-17T18:19:00.000-07:00

pilgarlic • \pil-GAR-lik\ • noun 1 a : a bald head *b : a bald-headed man 2 : a man looked upon with humorous contempt or mock pity Example Sentence:"Ever since I became a pilgarlic," Dale explained, "I've believed that bald is beautiful!" Did you know?The Latin word for "hair" -- "pilus" -- has given us a number of words: "depilation" ("the removal of hair by chemical or mechanical means"

Who Knew??

2007-07-14T13:00:00.000-07:00

Eliminate ear mites. All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in your cat's ear...Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing. Kills fleas instantly...

Universal SlideShow

2007-07-11T18:20:00.000-07:00

Blonde Jokes

2007-07-03T12:13:00.000-07:00

LOGIC Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????" CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

Can you say YUM?

2007-07-01T13:07:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, we had a small celebration for my cousin Desa's birthday. The plan was to have a barbeque. I finally was able to try the dry bbq rubs I had gotten in Kansas. Talk about yummers! First I worked the dry rub on the ribs the night before. Then yesterday morning, it went in the oven for an hour covered in foil. Then we brushed or should i say "slathered" some of the barbeque sauce George

Deadly Scrabble

2007-05-04T16:50:00.000-07:00

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is simply deadly at Scrabble. When you re-arrange the letters of the words on the left side, you get something completely different on the right. Have a look and wait til you get to the last one. ( = means after letters are re-arranged)Dormitory = dirty roomPresbyterian = best in prayerAstronomer = moon starerDesperation = a rope ends itThe Eyes

A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong E-mail address

2007-04-30T14:28:00.000-07:00

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Friday, and his wife was flying down the following day. The husband

Family Blogs

2007-04-25T15:33:00.000-07:00

Here are the links to 2 of my cousins blogs..Mimi Estrada and Kathleen Bell .Enjoy!

Time sure Flies!

2007-04-25T15:25:00.000-07:00

I can't believe April is almost over. Before you know it, it will be Thanksgiving.. then Christmas.. then New Year's.. I think we should all have a remote control like the one in the movie "CLICK".I've taken the irreversible step of cancelling my other blog since all it gave me was a headache with all the spam in the comments area. The site will still come up but there's nothing there. I guess

One of those days....

2007-02-13T17:26:00.000-08:00

Sick LeaveI urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would notallow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" thenhe would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from theceiling and made funny noises.My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that Iwas pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was"CRAZY"

Making the Switch

2007-02-09T00:56:00.000-08:00

i'm finally back. have given this a lot of thought.. i will be changing designs, theme, etc... i'll be back soon and start on the posts...

Stress Reduction Kit

2005-03-16T10:31:00.000-08:00

Stress Reduction Kit Originally uploaded by bulletcatcher.

My NEW Home

2005-02-10T10:41:00.000-08:00

This will be my last post on this hosting site. I have moved to the new one ... Catch The Bullet. The hosting site I am using has done the wonderful moving of posts for me :) .. I moved the most recent comments you have made to the new one so there will be continuity. We are still working on the face lift but it's already up and running. For those of you who have me on your lists with this

Moving to a New Home

2005-02-08T14:57:00.000-08:00

Hello everyone. I will be moving my blog to a different hosting site which is currently in the works right now. My new home will be Catch The Bullet. I'll let you all know here when I finally get moved in. Hope to see you at the new site!

Top Ten tips to know if you have PMS

2005-02-06T16:26:00.000-08:00

You Got Male

2005-02-06T13:08:00.000-08:00

Thought I'd share this funny pic a friend sent me.

Clean Up on Aisle 5

2005-02-02T13:04:00.000-08:00

Frozen human waste from jet crashes onto car LEOMINSTER, Mass. - It came from the friendly skies, and caused quite a bit of damage. Frozen waste from a jet’s toilet smashed onto a woman’s car last week, crushing part of the roof and shattering the windshield. A Massachusetts woman says no one is willing to help her pay for the repairs, or take responsibility. What is one to do in situations

Please pass the salt!

2005-02-01T16:43:00.000-08:00

Another Blah Day

2005-01-30T19:08:00.000-08:00

It's a Sunday and it's another one of those "blah" days.. After a 6 day work week, you'd think I'd be out enjoying the day. But did I? Nnnnnoooppppeee! Pretty much just had the TV going ... flipping channels to see what was worth watching. So for the past 6 hours, I've been watching Steven Seagal movies on the tube. Can't say I can complain. I'm a Seagal fan! Course as I was watching the movies,

ya think?!!

Jeff Dunham performs at the HP Pavilion in San Jose

To Do List

2011

25 Random Things About Me

Baby pronounced dead lives after hours in cooler

Who's on First (21st Century edition)

How Kids See Things

Computer Stupidities....

Charlie Bit Me ... take 2

'Superman/Batman' artist dies at 37

Dog Property Laws

Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

Upper Management

Another milestone...

Man auctions his life in Australia

Computer Stupidities: Hardware Abuse

Adult Playground

The Cabbie and the Nun

Until further notice...

Jokes

Good Luck Superstitions

Bad Luck Superstitions

Halloween Superstitions

Email Wonderland

You're Addicted to your computer if....

Everything has a gender

Actual Signs.... yes, these are real.

Men vs Women

Computer Help Desk Calls

Instant Messenger Etiquette

Laugh Break - No Sex Tonight

Laugh Break - Airline A-hole

Laugh Break - Natural Blind

Here's Your Sign

Laugh Break - The Elephant

Laugh Break - The Parrot

Contact Lens

Laugh Break - Things to do in an Elevator

Mommy and "Uncle Frank"

All Purpose Excuse Form Letter

What were they thinking??

Man's Remote

Tenor Pavarotti Dies

More Travel agent stories

Other means of payment

Things People Said: Courtroom Quotes

Dog gets $12 Million

Reading Test

L-users

Tech Supports Nightmare (one of many)

Don't Argue with the Gay Flight Attendant

How to Tick People Off

Funny Newspaper Classifieds, Funny Signs, etc...

Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk

New Advice:Don't Sit Up Straight

Word of the Day for August 22, 2007

Can you say "huge" dog?

Hand Jobs, the Arts

Jokes of the Day

Crazy Smart Bird

Jokes of the Day

Addendum to the Joys of being a Travel Consultant...

The Joys of being a Travel Consultant

Woman has pencil removed from head

Everyone loves Garfield

US cat 'predicts patient deaths'

The Stupid Sign

Philippine jailhouse rocks to Thriller

Are You Ready?

Answering Machine - Joke of the Day

Blonde Joke of the Day

Change your course now

Numa Numa

The Masked Bandit

Funny True Stories

Joke of the Day

Word of the Day for July 22, 2007

When in doubt

Birthday Present